The final instalment in the Twilight Saga as retold through the power of song. The power of MADONNA songs that is.
Pregnant with demon half vampire/human baby
Bella dies during childbirth
Vampire!Bella, Edward and demon child are a family after Bella wakes up from vampcoma.
Jacob imprints on demon spawn
Preparing for non existent fight with ancient Vamps
Fight is one massive anticlimax. Everyone goes home.
Edward and Bella and demon child live happily ever after
Thoughts? Questions? Rashes?
All credit to Madonna. I would thank Stephenie Meyer but she wrote the Twilight Saga, so....