Monday, October 3, 2011

Breaking Dawn as told by Madonna

The final instalment in the Twilight Saga as retold through the power of song. The power of MADONNA songs that is.


Honeymmon/Isle Esme

Pregnant with demon half vampire/human baby

Bella dies during childbirth


Vampire!Bella, Edward and demon child are a family after Bella wakes up from vampcoma.

Jacob imprints on demon spawn


Preparing for non existent fight with ancient Vamps

Fight is one massive anticlimax. Everyone goes home.

Edward and Bella and demon child live happily ever after

Thoughts? Questions? Rashes?

All credit to Madonna. I would thank Stephenie Meyer but she wrote the Twilight Saga, so....