Friday, May 25, 2012

Only If For A Night: Florence and the Machine Sydney Entertainment Centre May 24 2012

'Please rise for the hymn'

And rise we did, for tonight we worshiped at the altar of Holy Mother Florence and the Reverend Machine. The lights dimmed, the stage was set and the opening notes of Only if For A Night twinkled out of the amps, infiltrating the (sold out) audience. And as Florence appeared, every jaw dropped in the room as she strode over to the microphone, swathed in a cape that seemed to have a life of it's own, adorned in a crystals and crushed velvet.
Florence Welch and her amazing cape.
Waiting for Florence and company to take the stage. Confronted  by a  rogue camera.

My sister has no patience. She too is waiting for the show to start. Also, those  are not her glasses

That voice. Oh my word. That perfect, rich voice rang throughout the arena, bewitching everyone that heard it. Not once did she falter. She might have lowered a note or two, running and jumping like some maniac posessed, but not once did it falter. It may have been the cold, but I felt the hairs on the back of my neck stand up at many times during the show.

From the dark (What the Water Gave Me) to the sublime (Cosmic Love), Florence breezed through the show, pausing only to give shout outs to fans who had sent presents and letters. Spectrum was played amongst a backdrop of disco balls and strobe lights- it reminded me of a comment I read somewhere online when Ceremonials had first come out, that Spectrum is the new age gay anthem. It fits to a tee, the anthemic mantra of 'say my name!/every colour illuminates' thrashed out to a sea of crazed fans dancing for their life.

And then there were life changers like 'the hymn' (You've Got The Love), Shake It Out and Dog Days are Over, where the audience felt like one, big happy family. Dancing, jumping up and down- it was admittedly hard not to.

Some random moments from the show include a 9 year old girl following Florence on stage and being overwhelming cute and full of chutzpah, a fight happening between drunk bogans in the row behind us during Heartlines and, happily, the distinct lack of cameras and phones in the audience.

The encore was a beautiful duality; the haunting Never Let Me Go and the thrilling No Light, No Light, bringing the show to a crashing crescendo, the drum beats pulsating through our bodies.

The changes between this new tour and Cosmic Love tour are evident; it's bigger, brighter and shinier but it's still Florence and the Machine. She was on fine form tonight, running all over the stage, incredibly chatty and livelier. I had my doubts about the move to a larger venue, I didn't think they could pull it off. So glad to say I'm wrong.

Art deco set.

Note the industrial sized fan, Mariah Carey could never.


HBIC



Florence as a deity.

Strike a pose.




'God, grant me the ability to be a flawless ginger bitch'




9 year old Emily and her stage invasion post- Spectrum dance party. I take my hat off to her.










Lots of glowsticks in the crowd. Surprisingly







Fin.


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Top 5 All Time Best Coldplay videos

In light of the recent announcement of Coldplay's imminent return to our fair shores for the Mylo Xylotour, I have taken it upon myself to unleash my inner fangirl and reveal my top 5 Coldplay videos OF ALL TIME (Kanye stylee). This is actually quite difficult for me so I've also included some honourable mentions.

5. Yellow- Parachutes (2000)
Iconic. Such a simple video but so effective. And to think the original brief was a beach party. Yes. You read that right. Fun fact: Chris is wearing about 1267 layers of clothing in this video. Plus an anorak.



4. The Scientist- A Rush of Blood To The Head (2002)
A story told in reverse. Genius. But not according to Simon Pegg who thinks it's a bit ridiculous for someone to go have a lie down in the middle of a street after a car accident. True story.


3. Viva la Vida (cover video)- Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends (2008)
If only this were the official video *le sigh* Basically, Coldplay did two videos for Viva la Vida, with this one being a 'cover' video as it is a cover of Depeche Mode's video for 'Enjoy the Silence' (both filmed by Anton Corbijn). I just think the video fits the song so much more. What on earth does a wilting rose have to do with a king anyway? HMM HYPE WILLIAMS?!?!?


2. Lovers in Japan- Viva la Vida or Death and His Friends (2008)
Great video. Needs more Japan though.


1. Talk- X&Y (2005)
Extra points for a giant robot and the band's 'acting'.


Honourable Mentions
Strawberry Swing- Viva la Vida or Death and His Friends (2008)


Life in Technicolor pt II- Prospekt's March EP (2008)


The Hardest Part- X&Y (2005)


Paradise- Mylo Xyloto (2011)
Nappies....still waiting for a reunion
Anyone who disagrees with this list, come see me after class.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Album Review: Madonna MDNA


'I want so badly to be good'.

And that you are MDNA. That you are.

Madonna has yet again delivered another album of solid pop songs after the not-so-great Timbaland driven 'Hard Candy'. After avoiding leaks, snippets, videos (but I did read reviews, I couldn't resist myself), I sat down and found myself completely immersed in the beats and bleaps of MDNA.
The album opens with the fantastic and catchy 'Girl Gone Wild'. It pretty much sets the tone thematically for the album; sort of Madonna re-asserting herself as the ultimate femme fetale, fierce and empowered. 'Gang Bang' is completely beat driven and totally and utterly camp, especially that last minute and a half. Her voice on this track at times sounds like she has a very bad cold; personally, I've never heard her sing like this. That's not to say I don't enjoy it though. The song, if it's ever made a single, needs a BAD ASS video clip. I suggest Quentin Tarantino, David Cronenberg or Guy Ritchie.

The album really has a sort of summertime feel to it, especially 'Turn Up the Radio'. I've already decided that if and when I get my driver's licence, this will be the first song I'll play.

The two 'ballads' on the album, 'Masterpiece' and 'Falling Free' are also stunning. God. Madonna really knows how to bring it home, doesn't she? (Answer is yes. Always yes).

I've also done a simple table about the Nicki Minaj and M.I.A songs:

I Don't Give A... yay!
B'day Song... meh
Give Me All Your Luvin... ya-meh.

'Love Spent' and 'Beautiful Killer' are also some excellent tracks. 'Frankly, if my name was Benjamin/We wouldn't be in the mess we're in' and the cute shout out to Alain Delon at the end of 'Beautiful Killer' really sort of re-affirming that Fun!Madonna made a return after almost a decade of being SeriousFace!Madonna (can't deny that the second half of 'Confessions..' was quite dark lyrically, so it counts). Yes, this is technically her post-divorce album, and she does address it on a few tracks, but more often than not, she's letting loose and having fun. A sort of return to form in a way.

RATING: 4/5 Lucky Stars
Highlights: Girl Gone Wild, Gang Bang, Masterpiece, Love Spent, Falling Free, Beautiful Killer, Turn Up the Radio  





Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Obligatory End of Year list: Top 10 Albums of 2011

As the label suggests.

10. Britney Spears- Femme Fatale This is her comeback record. Let's hope she progresses forward with this change in sound

9. Foster The People- Torches The whole record is brilliant, which doesn't often happen with a debut.

8. Wild Beasts- Smother Beautiful and heartfelt.

7. Metronomy- The English Riviera Soundtrack to my winter break. A cocktail in musical form.

6. Nicola Roberts- Cinderella's Eyes Pop perfection. I had high hopes for Nicola's solo debut considering I find her bandmates' solo outings lacklustre. And let me tell you, she did not disappoint me at all. Pop but from the heart.

5. Will Young- Echoes From the minute I heard the lead single 'Jealousy', I had a feeling that this album would be stunning. Really think he's hit his stride here lyrically and sonically.

4. Coldplay- Mylo Xyloto Bias? Perhaps. But there were a few tracks, namely the acoustic-esque tracks, that are growers.

3. Florence and The Machine- Ceremonials Like Lungs, but bigger, boom-ier and bassier.

2. Clare Maguire- Light After Dark Another fantastic debut. From start to finish, the only word to describe this album is 'epic'.

1. Adele- 21 Review: Need I say more? 2011 is the year of Adele.

 Special Mentions: Yelle- Safari Disco Club, Wolf Gang- Suego Faults 

Albums I had high hopes for but turned out to be a bit ho-hum in the end: Kimbra- Vows. Starts off great, but the second half is very slow. Great tracks, but they don't grab you like the opening tracks.

Lady Gaga- Born This Way. Too much going on in some songs like 'Judas'. But the album also gave us gems like 'Scheisse' and 'Heavy Metal Lover', so it wasn't a total fail.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Breaking Dawn as told by Madonna

The final instalment in the Twilight Saga as retold through the power of song. The power of MADONNA songs that is.

Wedding


Honeymmon/Isle Esme


Pregnant with demon half vampire/human baby


Bella dies during childbirth


OR



Vampire!Bella, Edward and demon child are a family after Bella wakes up from vampcoma.


Jacob imprints on demon spawn


OR



Preparing for non existent fight with ancient Vamps


Fight is one massive anticlimax. Everyone goes home.


Edward and Bella and demon child live happily ever after



Thoughts? Questions? Rashes?

All credit to Madonna. I would thank Stephenie Meyer but she wrote the Twilight Saga, so....

Friday, June 3, 2011

New stuff from old favourites

Coldplay- Every Teardrop is a Waterfall

It is not as good as this:



Or this:



But it is better than this:



And nowhere near as broody as this:



And it also has a sample from 'I Go to Rio' by Peter Allen.

Incredible. I really just want to get up and dance to it. Love the synths, the bit when the beat comes in, Chris's voice. What an uplifting tune and a surefire departure from their earlier work but an evolution of the last album. Begging to be remixed.



Rating: 8/10

Nicola Roberts- Beat of My Drum


It's always the quiet ones. The third Girls Aloud member to go solo, Nicola's debut packs so much more of a punch than Cheryl or Nadine's. She really is the underdog. The drum breakdown at the end is OH so necessary. The bridge almost doesn't fit in with the rest of the song, but after a few listens, you get over it. And that chorus.
Wow. So fierce.
Diplo/Major Lazer worked on this track and were responsible for Beyonce's underwhelming 'Run the World (Girls)' and out of the two, I know which one I'd prefer to listen to.

(Nicola's.)

Rating: 7.5-8/10

Monday, May 9, 2011

Heavy Rotation

Currently being played over and over again are:

Depeche Mode- Enjoy the Silence: How am I only just discovering this now? Amazing and sounds so fresh even after all these years. I'm thinking I need to get my hands on their GH.

Lady Gaga- Judas: It doesn't hold a candle to the perfection that is Bad Romance, but it's still catchy and fun. Video is good too, bar the ending. Something is off with this era though. Can't seem to put my finger on it.

N.E.R.D- Hypnotize U: Sexy and hypnotic. The beat and Pharell's voice just do it for me in this track. I haven't liked a N.E.R.D song in years so this kind of a big deal.

Kanye West et al- All of The Lights: Genius. Pure genius.

Jay-Z ft Chris Martin- Beach Chair: This is quickly becoming one of my favourites from Hov. Am I biased? Maybe. Lyrically it's brilliant. Whenever I'm having a low moment, I find myself turning to this track. The sound of the piano is so strange you can't help but listen. Definitely one of the best collaborations that Chris Martin has done.